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#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron
call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron
call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action
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You also understand how essential mayonnaise is on food?
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[Which makes it 21323329% better, accurate scientific calculations.]
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What was your name again? A--ah, Hijikata Toushirou, it's a grand pleasure to meet you! You can call me Toushi if you like, though!
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[Wait, shit. Could he somehow recognize him from his hero gig? No..that's impossible. But the excitement.]
T-toushi then? It's ah, grand pleasure to meet you too...
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Certainly! Might you be interested in a day dedicated solely on trying out all the kinds of mayonnaise this place offers and consolidate for once and for all which is the best type, to thus offer it as a suggestion on the stocking of said chosen favourite.
[let's say he's never had a mayo-friend and this is a long time dream]
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This encounter is too grand to write off as a watch-salesman-crook-situation. He hasn't come across someone so invested in mayonnaise ever-ever, and this can only benefit himself and his rice.]
S..ure! But ahh, is that other guy involved too? The one who's married to the mascot...?
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But you're new, so I'll let it pass.
[treat this seriously, kotetsu]
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[HE'S TRYING HE JUST NEEDS TO CLARIFY SOME THINGS.]
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[regains his composure after a moment of heaving, following his shouted response.]
He only acts so familiar because we come from the same 'world'. He's a terrorist where I am from and I'm with the police, so he feeds off of mocking and insulting me while here.
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[So much learning going on here.]
Oi, wait, do you have a badge? Or a permit? Something like that...
[He must also know Elizabeth then; maybe he should ask him questions about her as confirmation - to make sure he wasn't lying! But Kotetsu's fresh out of any desire to mention her anymore.
RIP Elizabeth.]
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[but, see, you like mayonnaise. he doesn't want to lose you...!]
I do have a badge. Do you have to see to believe?
[because a real brother would Believe just because of the mayonnaise.
RIP Elizabeth.]
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Aah...I guess so?
[But at least he now had some clarity about who he was talking to.
Sort of.
He could always see this guy's badge in person, at whatever mayo thing they were doing.]
Naturally! Don't forget to bring it to your mayonnaise restaurant..club...what was it again?
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[a thoughtful pause]
I'll grab the mayonnaise from the store. Meet me at 1470, that's my house. I don't know about yours, but the fact that we haven't had anyone else move in provides with the perfect atmosphere for a late-night mayo club.
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[He's reaching for a pen and paper because that address is so vague it's complicated. He'll be wandering the streets looking for a 7014 or a 1740 etc. Hundreds of irrelevant combinations.]
And this isn't a trap?
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ANYWAYS.]
Oi, why would I bring a trap to a banquet?! Or anywhere?
[Why can't you pick up on his sense of justice as strongly as his feelings for mayonnaise. He's thinking bombs fyi.]
Anime seppuku? I don't have time for anime, but I'm not bringing any traps so don't worry about it.
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You can never be too careful. I'd like to trust you, since you're one of the few level-headed individuals who recognises mayonnaise for what it is.
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Ehh, you mean people don't recognize mayonnaise here?
[The refrigerator's contents looked pretty normal to him when he went on a raid.....]
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[looks so upset]
Well then, I'll be expecting you.
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Understood.