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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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[softbank]

[Is that what he should be feeling because he's utterly confused. And also confused about what he should be feeling. They digressed so far from their original topic and flew over the moon.]

Aah...I guess so?

[But at least he now had some clarity about who he was talking to.
Sort of.
He could always see this guy's badge in person, at whatever mayo thing they were doing.]

Naturally! Don't forget to bring it to your mayonnaise restaurant..club...what was it again?

[mayoboro]

Ah, of course.

[a thoughtful pause]

I'll grab the mayonnaise from the store. Meet me at 1470, that's my house. I don't know about yours, but the fact that we haven't had anyone else move in provides with the perfect atmosphere for a late-night mayo club.

[softbank]

A mayo night club..? At 1470?

[He's reaching for a pen and paper because that address is so vague it's complicated. He'll be wandering the streets looking for a 7014 or a 1740 etc. Hundreds of irrelevant combinations.]

And this isn't a trap?

[mayoboro]

Don't get the wrong idea. It's a house, and there's going to be a mayonnaise banquet for dinner. Why the hell would you think it's a trap anyway? Are you saying that because you're going to bring a trap? Do you know what that means in the anime world, ah? Watch what you're saying before I have to force you to seppuku.

[softbank]

[Omfg wait I'm having deja vu wasn't Hiro suspicious of Hijikata's house when they were gonna draw porn together or was that just in my head.

ANYWAYS.]

Oi, why would I bring a trap to a banquet?! Or anywhere?

[Why can't you pick up on his sense of justice as strongly as his feelings for mayonnaise. He's thinking bombs fyi.]

Anime seppuku? I don't have time for anime, but I'm not bringing any traps so don't worry about it.

[mayoboro]

[HE WAS SUSPICIOUS OF THE CHAIRS OR SOMETHING i don't quite remember]

You can never be too careful. I'd like to trust you, since you're one of the few level-headed individuals who recognises mayonnaise for what it is.

[softbank]

[SO MANY MONTHS...I REMEMBER A CHAIRS THING THOUGH.]

Ehh, you mean people don't recognize mayonnaise here?

[The refrigerator's contents looked pretty normal to him when he went on a raid.....]

[mayoboro]

I'm afraid they find it repulsive.

[looks so upset]

Well then, I'll be expecting you.

[softbank]

[It's time to revolutionize the world.]

Understood.