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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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[mayoboro]

Ah, of course.

[a thoughtful pause]

I'll grab the mayonnaise from the store. Meet me at 1470, that's my house. I don't know about yours, but the fact that we haven't had anyone else move in provides with the perfect atmosphere for a late-night mayo club.

[softbank]

A mayo night club..? At 1470?

[He's reaching for a pen and paper because that address is so vague it's complicated. He'll be wandering the streets looking for a 7014 or a 1740 etc. Hundreds of irrelevant combinations.]

And this isn't a trap?

[mayoboro]

Don't get the wrong idea. It's a house, and there's going to be a mayonnaise banquet for dinner. Why the hell would you think it's a trap anyway? Are you saying that because you're going to bring a trap? Do you know what that means in the anime world, ah? Watch what you're saying before I have to force you to seppuku.

[softbank]

[Omfg wait I'm having deja vu wasn't Hiro suspicious of Hijikata's house when they were gonna draw porn together or was that just in my head.

ANYWAYS.]

Oi, why would I bring a trap to a banquet?! Or anywhere?

[Why can't you pick up on his sense of justice as strongly as his feelings for mayonnaise. He's thinking bombs fyi.]

Anime seppuku? I don't have time for anime, but I'm not bringing any traps so don't worry about it.

[mayoboro]

[HE WAS SUSPICIOUS OF THE CHAIRS OR SOMETHING i don't quite remember]

You can never be too careful. I'd like to trust you, since you're one of the few level-headed individuals who recognises mayonnaise for what it is.

[softbank]

[SO MANY MONTHS...I REMEMBER A CHAIRS THING THOUGH.]

Ehh, you mean people don't recognize mayonnaise here?

[The refrigerator's contents looked pretty normal to him when he went on a raid.....]

[mayoboro]

I'm afraid they find it repulsive.

[looks so upset]

Well then, I'll be expecting you.

[softbank]

[It's time to revolutionize the world.]

Understood.