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toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action

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Really? Just one person.
How badly do you want them in your team, ah?

Not that badly, I just wanna fuck with Danvers' head a little. I need a couple more recruits — you're joining me.

But you have people in mind.
Who? I have a right to
refuse.

Me. You. Fucking eyepatch jr. You're the two closest to her right now.

--that superhero woman?
What's your plan?

Do you have a crush?

[ NO REPLY FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. ]

This is how we're going to do it: Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out. Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds. Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in! She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%. It's foolproof.

[casually...]

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[ Five minutes later. ]

This is how we're going to do it: Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out. Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds. Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in! She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%. It's foolproof.

[ Ten minutes later. ]

This is how we're going to do it: Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out. Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds. Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in! She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%. It's foolproof.

[ Fifteen minutes later. ]

This is how we're going to do it: Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out. Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds. Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in! She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%. It's foolproof.

[ Twenty minutes later. ]

This is how we're going to do it: Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out. Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds. Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in! She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%. It's foolproof.

[ Twenty-five minutes later. ]

I'm telling the entire network that you're in love with Okita Mitsuba.

You're bluffing.

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the sign of Satan — and in the face of this company — to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which is commended to be honourable among all men; and therefore — is not by any — to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly — but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace. Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy — and for the help and comfort given on another in prosperity and adversity. But more importantly — it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained. Through marriage, Hijikata Toushirou and Okita Mitsuba make a commitment together to face their disappointments — embrace their dreams — realize their hopes — and accept each other’s failures. Hijikata Toushirou and Okita Mitsuba will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout their lives together — through mutual understanding — openness — and sensitivity to each other. We are here today — before Satan — because marriage is one of His most sacred wishes — to witness the joining in marriage of Hijikata Toushirou and Okita Mitsuba. This occasion marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this woman begin their life together. And now — through me — He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds. Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BEFORE SATAN"
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HOLY COMMITMENT IS THIS
"HIS" SACRED WISHES--ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD??

We're Buddhists.

Want to ask the network what they prefer?

Give me a good reason to not forward
this plan of yours to super woman here.
She'll bust your balls when she finds out.

Because my finger's hovering over post. Hope you didn't stake too much on this game, mayo. But in a way, I'm helping you, aren't I? Maybe this is for the greater good!

You post it and it can be put down as your inane blackmail shit.
You post it and your multiple messages will be forwarded to Danvers.
You post it and you'll make a woman who has nothing to do with this
upset and embarrass her publicly.

Have I ever cared about embarrassing someone publicly? I've made some lovely adjustments I think you two will like.

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