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toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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Re: •text

[slushfund]

[ Ten minutes later. ]

This is how we're going to do it:

Little by little, we're going to drop hints, a trail of breadcrumbs for her to sniff out.
Hints that lead her to think she's packing on a few pounds.
Of course, she's not, but she'll "need the exercise" and that's where I come in!

She'll be on the football team by next week, 100%.
It's foolproof.