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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action

Comments

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

Give me a good reason to not forward
this plan of yours to super woman here.
She'll bust your balls when she finds out.

Re: •text

[slushfund]

Because my finger's hovering over post.
Hope you didn't stake too much on this game, mayo.

But in a way, I'm helping you, aren't I?
Maybe this is for the greater good!

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

You post it and it can be put down as your inane blackmail shit.
You post it and your multiple messages will be forwarded to Danvers.
You post it and you'll make a woman who has nothing to do with this
upset and embarrass her publicly.

Re: •text

[slushfund]

Have I ever cared about embarrassing someone publicly?
I've made some lovely adjustments I think you two will like.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

I'm not going to lie to someone to make them join
a sports team, you piece of shit.

Re: •text

[slushfund]

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(◕‿◕✿) I think it's cute.