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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action

Comments

[composure]

[ did he just hang up on them? oh dear, this is not what he... well, it's not like he planned anything.

so. here, have another call.

RING

RING

R I N G ]

[mayoboro]

[answers, though not all that enthusiastic]

Yeah?

[composure]

Did you get Mikoto to suck your dick when you called Vietnam-san?

[ and he gets right to the chase.

which means there is another audible smack to the head and a very audible Fucking pervert from someone who I'm pretty sure Hijikata can recognize by voice alone. ]

[mayoboro]

[is this... a prank call?]

[he seems more bothered about his time being wasted than by the question]

I don't think you understand how this works.

[composure]

[ sadly it is not a prank call...

it is, however, a call, by a slightly drunk person ]

... What? What works?

[mayoboro]

If you want to drunk dial someone you have to make sure you do it right. For one, don't give out your name otherwise it'll be easier to track you down to have you seppuku yourself.

[not answering your question he is the most helpful]

[composure]

[ who uses the term seppuku nowadays... there aren't any samurais in his time.... ]

Sooo.... [ there's a pause as hijikata can probably hear him drinking his nth glass for the night ] how do you drunk dial... exactly... [ if he sounds just a bit slurred, it's because he's...on his way to slurring. sorry, man ]

[mayoboro]

[get on with the times, scum]

If you're asking me how to drunk dial then you definitely should not be doing it. Throw yourself into a small room and shame yourself there where no one can see your disgraceful behaviour.