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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action

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[composure]

[ sadly it is not a prank call...

it is, however, a call, by a slightly drunk person ]

... What? What works?

[mayoboro]

If you want to drunk dial someone you have to make sure you do it right. For one, don't give out your name otherwise it'll be easier to track you down to have you seppuku yourself.

[not answering your question he is the most helpful]

[composure]

[ who uses the term seppuku nowadays... there aren't any samurais in his time.... ]

Sooo.... [ there's a pause as hijikata can probably hear him drinking his nth glass for the night ] how do you drunk dial... exactly... [ if he sounds just a bit slurred, it's because he's...on his way to slurring. sorry, man ]

[mayoboro]

[get on with the times, scum]

If you're asking me how to drunk dial then you definitely should not be doing it. Throw yourself into a small room and shame yourself there where no one can see your disgraceful behaviour.