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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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Comments

[mayoboro]

[is this real life]

Sounds suspicious
You really want your friend to suffer?

[whizbangs]

He's tough, he can take it
Besides it'll be funny
Like a hazing ritual

[mayoboro]

Careful, your sadism is showing.

[whizbangs]

[this isn't the first time it's been said]

Perverts
You're all perverts

[mayoboro]

It has nothing to do with that!

[whizbangs]

It had damn sure better not

[mayoboro]

Sadism can also stand for finding joy in the suffering of others. It doesn't have to be a sexual thing at all!

[whizbangs]

Not according to everyone else here
The ones who keep accusing me of it anyway

[mayoboro]

Know that I am unlike them.

[whizbangs]

I can't trust that
I can't trust anyone in this cold world full of perverts
It's a tough life for a woman you know

[mayoboro]

Stop playing the victim. You're stronger than most men here.

[whizbangs]

Damn
Saw right through me
You're good

[mayoboro]

Empty praise no thanks

[whizbangs]

Sarcasm, husband
Sarcasm

[mayoboro]

Typical Danvers humour.

[whizbangs]

You know back home they used to use that
To mean something that wasn't very funny

[mayoboro]

At least it's somewhat funny.

[whizbangs]

I've leveled up!

[mayoboro]

I'm not endorsing this.

[whizbangs]

Hey, don't shit on my accomplishments
This is a big deal for me

[mayoboro]

Do you want a present?

[whizbangs]

Yes
Absolutely

[mayoboro]

Alright
Later.

[whizbangs]

What did I do to deserve such a doting husband
I'm the luckiest girl in town

[mayoboro]

I'm not comfortable with this kind of banter so don't overuse it.