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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

call • text • voicemail • mailbox • spam • action

Comments

[mayoboro]

Stop playing the victim. You're stronger than most men here.

[whizbangs]

Damn
Saw right through me
You're good

[mayoboro]

Empty praise no thanks

[whizbangs]

Sarcasm, husband
Sarcasm

[mayoboro]

Typical Danvers humour.

[whizbangs]

You know back home they used to use that
To mean something that wasn't very funny

[mayoboro]

At least it's somewhat funny.

[whizbangs]

I've leveled up!

[mayoboro]

I'm not endorsing this.

[whizbangs]

Hey, don't shit on my accomplishments
This is a big deal for me

[mayoboro]

Do you want a present?

[whizbangs]

Yes
Absolutely

[mayoboro]

Alright
Later.

[whizbangs]

What did I do to deserve such a doting husband
I'm the luckiest girl in town

[mayoboro]

I'm not comfortable with this kind of banter so don't overuse it.

[whizbangs]

Ok, ok
Point taken
What are you gonna get me
Something cool

[mayoboro]

Wait for Christmas
That's important for you westerners, right?

[whizbangs]

My birthday was last month, y'know
You missed it

[mayoboro]

I don't see what you're implying here.

[whizbangs]

Yes you do

[mayoboro]

Next year then.

[whizbangs]

Implying that I'm still gonna be here by then
Thanks

[mayoboro]

If you want it so badly then I suggest planning to stay a year.

[whizbangs]

Rude as hell