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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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[slushfund]

Gross...

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[mayoboro]

...we're not relaunching Mayocorp?

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[slushfund]

NO, you piece of fucking mayo!
A football game, A FOOTBALL GAME.

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[mayoboro]

Finally enough players for a game?
When is it for?

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[slushfund]

Haven't planned it yet, but soon.
Within the next month, before the football season starts.
We can get the first game going as a nice kick-off for the Superbowl.

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[mayoboro]

...the 'Superbowl' is what, exactly?

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[mayoboro]

The winner can put whatever they want in it?
It's got to be mayonnaise once the team I'm in wins.

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[slushfund]

The Super Bowl's a football tournament, and no the trophy can't hold mayo in it.
And you're with me, fuckwit, you're my vice captain.
No condiments would touch that shit — we don't even have one.

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[mayoboro]

You want a bowl but then you don't have one?
I thought you'd be more prepared than this.

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[slushfund]

Are you a fucking retard.
I think you're pulling my leg, or you're legitimately retarded.

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[mayoboro]

I'm obviously pulling your leg.

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[slushfund]

Now I'm not sure you are, now I think you're trying to retain your pride.

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[mayoboro]

I assure you there are things I'm more ashamed of.

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[slushfund]

What's that supposed to mean.
That sounds like a dig at me, I don't know why but it does.
I'll kill you.

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[mayoboro]

Guilty conscience, Hiruma?

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[slushfund]

I'll really kill you.
Put me in jail again for threatening a police twat.

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[mayoboro]

If I would put people in jail for threatening me we would need to expand on the cells.

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[slushfund]

Says the guy who'll put someone away for doing nothing.

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[mayoboro]

I remember. I was there.

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[slushfund]

Where the fuck is the list you bastards are following that tells you what to arrest people for.
Donating to charity: arrested.
Fuck up someone's nose: paaaaaaass.

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[mayoboro]

You got anyone you want to report?

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[slushfund]

Yeah.
You.

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[mayoboro]

Are we doing this again?

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[slushfund]

Absofuckinglutely.
Where are the arrests?

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[mayoboro]

You do remember the most we can keep someone in a cell is a week.
As much as I don't like it, we can't seem to go around that default rule of this place.