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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
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[slushfund]

Where the fuck is the list you bastards are following that tells you what to arrest people for.
Donating to charity: arrested.
Fuck up someone's nose: paaaaaaass.

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[mayoboro]

You got anyone you want to report?

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[slushfund]

Yeah.
You.

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[mayoboro]

Are we doing this again?

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[slushfund]

Absofuckinglutely.
Where are the arrests?

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[mayoboro]

You do remember the most we can keep someone in a cell is a week.
As much as I don't like it, we can't seem to go around that default rule of this place.

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[slushfund]

Then why the hell do you bother.
It's like giving a serial killer a slap on the wrist.
"Now dooon't do that again, okaaay?"

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[mayoboro]

I agree it's not ideal but there's room to tell others to beware of that individual after they're released. There's so much we can do with what we've been given here.

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[slushfund]

You can start actually punishing people.
Thieves lose a finger, rapists lose a dick, etc etc.

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[mayoboro]

Liars their tongues?

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[slushfund]

Ah, no.
Hypocrites their dicks.

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[mayoboro]

It'll be put under consideration.

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[slushfund]

Atta boy.