〈 law enforcement 〉

[mayoboro]

law enforcement unit
personnel roster • archives • ooc questions and suggestions • the location
all this information is being kept in this journal entry not because hijikata is The Leader of this enterprise or anything along the lines but in order to have information in one place.

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〈 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS! choose a character, click on their ✉, and do your 911 call/complaint email under their thread. 〉

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Comments

[bundai]

Is 'Inumi' the name of the pervert?

--That is to say, do you need someone to be on the scene immediately?

[nankurunaisa]

I-Inumi's not a pervert! Inumi's my dog!

[This is going so well.]

You have to check your phone! Where everyone says stuff! It's right on there! He's...it's too much to say!

[bundai]

[ bunny: the best cop ]

--The network?

[ right, the network that bunny ignores like 50% of the time because he's such a good cop, one sec... ]

...Ah.

[ oh, there it...is... ]

...I see, thank you for bringing this up.

[ HE CAN'T WITH ANYONE IN THIS TOWN, TBH ]

[nankurunaisa]

Mm, you're welcome. Thanks for listenin'.

[She's about to hang up. Really. She's super relieved to hear there are responsible guys in this town, too, not just creepers like Renji and Robert.]

...Does this kinda thing happen often? I'm kinda new here.

[bundai]

It's not a problem. Please call whenever you need to.

[ and, well. he actually has to take some time to consider this next question deeply... a pensive few seconds, and he answers, as earnestly as he can (and not without his slightly patronizing exasperation): ]

Often enough for comfort, sometimes. I apologize in advance.

[nankurunaisa]

[She sighs. Murderers, perverts, creepy skeletons...]

Mm. I guess all guys like that are the same, huh. [Bunny better not do anything like that.] I'll have to be extra careful. It kinda feels like everyone here is more colorful than back home...and that's good and bad, maybe.

[bundai]

[ bunny is a perfect gentleman!!! except when he's being a huge douchebag, but shh. ]

I hope your assigned family isn't giving you too much trouble. I know that there have been complaints in the past about them being...

...unconventional.

[nankurunaisa]

A-actually, my assigned family...kinda died. So it was just me and Inumi for a while.

I've got a new one now, though. I really hope that doesn't happen again.

[bundai]

--I can relate.

[ read: i also died, but let's not mention that because he's supposed to be mr. reliable cop, here. ]

I hope you weren't alone throughout the whole ordeal. Was anyone around to help you?

[nankurunaisa]

[she has no idea, sorry bunny. but she's impressed this cop is so nice! she was expecting someone scary.]

I had Inumi! And Robert-san was there, too.

[Well. Robert...was certainly...not a hindrance...]

[bundai]

[ he has Heard Things about robert, but, well...if her experience was positive... ]

I'm glad to hear that. In the event that anything like that happens again, please don't hesitate to call this number-- it's our job to be useful, after all.

--As for the pervert problem, there's not much we can do about people making a fool of themselves on public feeds. Sorry.

[nankurunaisa]

[she's being VERY GENEROUS about her feelings on him. too generous. she's practically a saint.]

Mm! I'll remember that. What's your name? So I know which guy to call next time!

Can't ya take his cellphone away or somethin'? ...but I guess that'd make life kinda hard for him, since it's used for like everything around here.

[bundai]

We could always issue warnings, but I doubt that would do much. It would be easier if people had more discretion, but I suppose that would be too much to ask.

[ look at this very high expectation level he has about people here, it's staggering. ]

...I'm Barnaby, miss...?

[nankurunaisa]

Hibiki! Hibiki Ganaha!

[well congratulations Barnaby, she has high expectations of you, congrats on being the most trustworthy male. it doesn't come with a plaque.]

Mm, I agree. It kinda seems like these phones could accidentally turn on at any second, y'know? So they should be more careful!

[bundai]

Miss Hibiki. It's nice to meet you.

[ score one for the PR guy!!!! bunny is good at not being totally terrible when he wants to be, does he get a gold star for trying... ]

It's the danger of touch screens, unfortunately. [ he used to have a flip phone, so he is intimately annoyed with all the buttdialing that happens!! ] I would advise you to ignore anything that seems suspect, for your own peace of mind.

[nankurunaisa]

Hehe, you don't have to call me "Miss" or anything like that. E-even if this place suddenly decided I'm old enough to be a mom...

[She sighs. Clearly, being a mom in Holly Heights is difficult!]

Mm, I'll keep that in mind! Sometimes, it's kinda hard to tell, so maybe I'll just ignore everyone who looks shady. That should fix everything!

[bundai]

--Good luck. I hope you're a good judge of character.

[ and he laughs a little because wow he's so not one to talk, thanks bunny. ]

I admire your optimism, though.