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toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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No
No
It's beautiful

You're not allowed to put your hands on my mayonnaise sandwich.
Show some restrain.

Your mayonnaise sandwich is disgusting
I'm talking about the COFFEE MACHINE

I'll remember you said that
What about it?

Where did it come from
Who sent it
Are ema and I allowed to legally marry it
I have many more questions like these

I don't want to take part in the direction this conversation is taking.

Just answer the first one then
Where did it come from???

I would imagine from a store.

Who
Who brought it here
From the store
I need answers

Seems to me like you need a cup of coffee.

And it seems to ME
Like you're trying to dodge the question
Was it you?
It was you wasn't it?

What matters is that you have coffee now.
I'm going back to do my damn work, I'm not on a break.

So it WAS you!
I knew there was a reason I kept you around

[aka thank you for this beautiful gift you've bestowed on us]

It's for the office, not just for you.

I realize that
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody else
About how you're a nice guy and all
Your secret's safe