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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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Comments

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

And how likely is it that he's gonna clean this up?

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

Well you just got to ma

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

hes a FUCKING LIAR

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

[let's take a wild guess]

Kid?

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

[hijikata is responding via icons, while badou messes with his phone]

i didnt do shit HE shoulda saw the dog crap first !

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

If dog crap is what this is, then that's one hell of a sick dog.

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[mayoboro]

THATS WHAT I SAID

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

Listen, I don't care if it's one or the other or BOTH of you, but someone is cleaning this up and it's not gonna be me.
The stink is making me dizzy anyway.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

You should be made aware that someone left a dog shit trap at our door.
See the flowers? They were used as camouflage.
We got a prankster in our hands. Find the bastard
and then they can clean it for us.
We aren't to blame.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

yeah fuck that guy !!!

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

We'll make the bastard pay.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

YEAH FUCK THAT GUY!!!!

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

We're trying to eat now.

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[whizbangs]

Bring me something back, investigation's hungry work.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

Hijikata-don, then.

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

Whatever that is, please god no.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

Badou's choice, then.

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

I'm prepared to accept the consequences of that. Deal.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

you threatened my capri suns you get 1 order of DICK ALL

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

That's fine.
Keep it warm for me, I've gotta make a trip down to the river. Got some stuff to dump.

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

DONT T OUCH MY FU C

Re: •text

[mayoboro]

[no more texts from them, badou's gone out of control and is scaring cats see you later carol]

Re: •text

[whizbangs]

[that's my boys]