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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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[badbreak]

Who's lookin' at your ugly face anyway? -- Fuck it, be a big baby. I'm gettin' a goddamn crepe.

[walks through another bowl]

[mayoboro]

If I cut my bangs into a straight line-

[those flowers are petal-less after being stepped on some more]

--I can attain the ultimate disguise.

[badbreak]

Bowl cuts are for special needs. If you look like that, he'll know he's winnin'.

[and the last of the custard is smeeeeared in a long straight line beneath Badou's sneaker]

[mayoboro]

Oi, what's that mess on your new shoes? Did you step on dog shit or something?

[badbreak]

Whu -- aw, man!

[lifts his foot to scrape the custard off onto the step]

Shiiiit. The fucker hadta be sick, it's all -- ugh -- discolored.

[mayoboro]

Some asshole must have left a recipient with dog's shit at the front door. Look, they even tried to camouflage it with flowers.

The bastard.

[badbreak]

Least it wasn't on fire.

[wipewipewipeSCRAAAAAAAPE]

Damn...

[mayoboro]

Don't scrape it off here!

[and pushes him to walk off the porch]

Do that at the neighbour's porch or something, oi!

[badbreak]

[mutters under his breath don't you push me you fuckin' shitty cop]

[but does indeed wander over to 1471 and wipe his feet all over their flowerbeds]

[mayoboro]

[as he goes snatch the WELCOME mat right at the door and covers the mess of custard with it]

That should do it.

[badbreak]

That ain't gonna cover all'a it. I smeared it around.

[Badou comes back with the neighbour's WELCOME mat as well]

[mayoboro]

[grabs the stolen WELCOME mat and puts it over the rest of the mess--]

Right.

[mayoboro]

[glances at badou in silence]

[badbreak]

[glances back]

[mayoboro]

[a nod]

[outta here]

[they run off]