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[mayoboro]

toushirou hijikata
#1470 holly heights
( wife ) • ( shitty son ) • ( daughter )
thanks a lot, saffron

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Comments

[mayoboro]

You almost got the name right.

[shoubai]

toumo?
r u an upstanding member of society??

[mayoboro]

Toushirou.
Not that upstanding, apparently.
What do you want? I'm not going to pay for your services.

[shoubai]

what services
oi

[shoubai]

anyway
u wouldn't leave a friend out in the cold would u

[mayoboro]

Define
"friend"

[shoubai]

i didnt empty the mayo in 2 the sink when i came by before
that kind of friend

[mayoboro]

When the hell--

[mayoboro]

[badou]

Whatever.
Right, what is it?

[shoubai]

i lend ur sweet and loving son funds to help him on his way in life

[shoubai]

all of it

[shoubai]

feed me toupokun

[mayoboro]

I have no son.

[sends this like lightning and throws the phone away fuck you badou]

[shoubai]

MY WIFES GOING 2 LET ME STARVE HAVE A HEART TOUSHIROOOOOU

[mayoboro]

[five hours later]

Eh, you're still begging?

[shoubai]

[ like father like son ]

ill balance your account books

[ resorting to work, THE DEAL-MAKING OF A DESPERATE MAN ]

[mayoboro]

My accounts are very well balanced.

[shoubai]

（ρ;∩;）

[mayoboro]

[...several minutes in when you thought there was no hope for a reply]

Soba noodles?

[shoubai]

yes pls

[mayoboro]

I thought so too.
A meal for one.
Typically the best.

[shoubai]

how cruel can a man be

[mayoboro]

Eh.
If I had obnoxious neighbours who barged in
during my lunch, who would I be to have the
authority to throw them out without offering
a helping of lunch, huh?

[shoubai]

[ ! ]

[shoubai]

don't eat too fast!!!