[Oh jesus fucking christs left nipple it IS what he thinks it is! That fresh guy!!!!!!! Too fresh for even S*bway, dammit]

Alright, okay, just breathe, okay? I've got it under control, you don't have to say anything anymore. Why don't you go hang out with your friends, eat some ice cream, pillow fight, get your mind off of this....and I'll go punish the nasty man. How's that sound? And if you want to talk more once it's all settled, you have my number, I'll answer right away.