[Omfg wait I'm having deja vu wasn't Hiro suspicious of Hijikata's house when they were gonna draw porn together or was that just in my head.

ANYWAYS.]

Oi, why would I bring a trap to a banquet?! Or anywhere?

[Why can't you pick up on his sense of justice as strongly as his feelings for mayonnaise. He's thinking bombs fyi.]

Anime seppuku? I don't have time for anime, but I'm not bringing any traps so don't worry about it.