[hijikata opens the door, letting sakamoto stew outside a little (for ultimate fun), and is not unsurprised to see what the kaientai leader has been degraded to. this hungry mess. it amuses him.]

What are you, an idiot?

[let's the man in and closes the door behind them, as he treads further inside the house and to the kitchen, where lunch will be awaiting them in steaming bowls of soba noodles.]

Giving all your money to a kid. And do you forget you have shit luck with women? No one would want to be your wife willingly.